Them's jokes hahaha

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Mar 16, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    Dec 28, 2001
    NE Ohio
    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and
    said: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody."

    The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defence?"

    The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honour, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"