Mans house burns to the ground and he asks why? (Fake P) In an unusual incident tonight, TheeBadOne's (henceforth referred to as TBO) burned to the ground tonight. Allegedly Fire fighters were unable to respond because of a combination of bizarre circumstances. Most were drunk and unable to even put on their turnout gear. The one apparatus that responded was driven by a drunk fireman who wrecked the truck. Then in a truly outlandish story, the fire chief lit the firehouse on fire in order to cover up a fake rape scheme that hat pinned the chief in the spotlight. Paramedic David Lee Roth responded to the call and sung cover songs to cheer TBO up. However Roth gave a less than fantastic rendition of "Burning down the house" and "We didn't start the fire." To top of the bizarreness of the story there was a dispatch lag greater than normal do to the dispatcher being to busy partying in the dispatch center. Police are attempting to catch the supposed arsonist, but are unable due to a myriad of reasons that deserve their own article. TBO is quoted as saying, "These people are all idiots!" Then refused to answer any questions or make any further clarification.