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The *****

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, May 2, 2007.

  1. SARG

    SARG

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    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

    looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

    middle-aged French woman's poodle.


    The war weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French

    woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular "Americans are so

    rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."


    The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was

    under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired" She

    snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"


    This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little

    dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.


    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American


    should be put in his place!"


    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often


    seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in

    the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And

    now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ***** out the window!