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The Zoo

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. kentley

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    It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute loose fitting pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the Ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape (no pun intended) . He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet) he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the cute spring dress. The husband noticing the excitement thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor ape some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom and play along with the gorilla. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She does and the gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him" says the husband. Well this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair rips open the door to the cage and slings his wife in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. He then says " Now tell HIM you have a headache"
     
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