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The young and innocent

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 45acp4me, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. 45acp4me

    45acp4me Pissed puppet

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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
    as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over
    to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
    "No," her father replied, "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
    The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and
    said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York,
    but we're not having any of that **** in Texas.

    ;f

    Cheers!
    Glen
     
  2. allhowl

    allhowl

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    I like the way she thinks!!:) :)
     

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    GSD17 Thread Killer

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  4. J Sand

    J Sand Lost cause

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    It's good to see parents implement morals into their children.;f