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The Y2K Blonde!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    TO: My Boss
    FROM: Blondie
    SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2K

    I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the company calendars for you. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

    Januark
    Februark
    Mak
    Julk

    I also changed all the days of each week to:

    Sundak
    Mondak
    Tuesdak
    Wednesdak
    Thursdak
    Fridak
    Saturdak

    We are now Y to K compliant.
    Your loyal secretary!
     
  2. vafish

    vafish

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    Back towards the end of 1999 I went around to a bunch of the computers in our office and replaced the "Y" keys on the keyboards with the "K" keys from some old keyboards. Then I put a "Y2K Compliant" sticker on the keyboards.

    The secretaries hardly noticed. (except the one who thought her keyboard felt funny). But it drove a few of the managers insane! They couldn't remember which K was which.