This bar was proud of their bartender and was sure that he was the worlds strongest man. They had a bet that if after he squeezed a half lemon and you could then squeeze even one more drop out of it , five dollars would get you one thousand. And many tried weight lifters, pro athletes, and the list went on and on. But no one won the money. Until one day a small man about a 32 short in abad suit wearing thick glasses took the bet. After the laughter stopped he then squeezed and SIX drops came out. Who are you was the question? I am an IRS investigator he said.