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the worlds strongest man!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 13, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    This bar was proud of their bartender and was sure that he was the worlds strongest man.

    They had a bet that if after he squeezed a half lemon and you could then squeeze even one more drop out of it , five dollars would get you one thousand.

    And many tried weight lifters, pro athletes, and the list went on and on. But no one won the money.

    Until one day a small man about a 32 short in abad suit wearing thick glasses took the bet. After the laughter stopped he then squeezed and SIX drops came out.

    Who are you was the question?

    I am an IRS investigator he said.
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    lt,
    That one I believe!(LOL) Eddie.:)
     

  3. forthehalibut

    forthehalibut

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    Probably thought the lemon was someone's gonads.;P