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The Veterinarian

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

    "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

    The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

    The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

    The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"

    The old lady says proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."