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The Unhappy Man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down from the window, he saw a man with no arms just like him dancing wildly and happily on the street. He decided to find out what made this man so happy.

    Arriving on the street, he asked, "Hey, brother, stop dancing for a minute and tell what your secret is that you are so happy."

    The dancing man responded, "What do you mean, happy? Hell no! I feel itchy like hell in my ***, but I can't reach it."
     
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