My best friend's father has a saying when he thinks someone's lying "he talks like a man with a paper a****le." I have heard him offer this gem, on occasion, since I was 5 years old. We have asked him time and time again what it means and he has always maintained that he had no idea that his father always said it. One day last week my friend, a teacher, heard one of his students say,"you talk like a man with a cardboard a**." As you can well imagine the young man was questioned as to it's origin but he had no idea. I have decided that I would offer this prophetic gem to my fellow GT'ers to see if anyone has any idea what it means. For 45 years I have wondered, if indeed, there is such a thing as a man with a paper a****le!!! Thank you for your time and your patience.