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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Uncle Screwtape, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. Uncle Screwtape

    Uncle Screwtape H..H..Hi there

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    Quarterback Brett Farve, after living a full life, died. When he got to
    heaven, God started showing him around.

    They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the
    window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very
    special; not everyone gets a house up here."


    Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his house.On his way up to the
    porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
    three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole
    with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a blue helmet with
    a "C" on it.

    Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
    have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I
    even went to th e Hall of Fame."
    God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

    "Well, why does Walter Payton get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Walter Payton's house, it's
    mine."
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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