A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into KMart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The KMart greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to KMart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replies the greeter . "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"