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The Truckdrivers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, May 29, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    > Three truck drivers die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St.
    > Peter asks the first truck driver, "Did you ever break the law?"
    >
    > The truck driver responds, "Sure."
    >
    > St. Peter then asks him, "Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
    >
    > The driver responds, "All the time."
    >
    > Then St. Peter asks him, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
    >
    > The truck driver heartily responded,
    > "Every chance I got."
    >
    > St. Peter then told the first truck driver to select door number 3 of
    > the three available doors.
    > Then St. Peter asks the second truck driver,
    > "Did you ever break the law?"
    >
    > The truck driver responds, "Sometimes."
    >
    > "Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
    >
    > "Every now and then."
    >
    > "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "A couple of times."
    >
    > St. Peter told truck driver number 2 to also enter door number 3.
    >
    > St. Peter now asks truck driver number 3 the same questions.
    > "Did you ever break the law?"
    >
    > The truck driver says, "No."
    >
    > He then asks, "Did you ever exceed the speed limit?"
    >
    > Again the driver responds, "No".
    >
    > St. Peter then asks, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?".
    >
    > The truck driver thought a couple of seconds and said,
    > "Well, once. You see, I was in this bar in Nebraska. I noticed they
    > only had one woman in it for all of the men. I asked the bartender
    why
    > this was and he said, 'Well, she's all we need. She can suck a golf
    ball
    > through a garden hose.', so that's when I cheated on my wife."
    >
    > St. Peter then told the truck driver to enter door number 1. The
    > truck driver, in amazement, asks,
    > "What?? You sent the others to door number 3??"
    >
    > St. Peter calmly replies, "Yes, and they are going to hell. But you
    > and I are going to Nebraska!"
    >
    >
     
  2. okie

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