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The toilet seat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dalton Wayne, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    THE TOILET SEAT

    Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out.

    After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.


    She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.


    A bout that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

    They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

    Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.


    Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.


    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to

    free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

    Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."


    The Doctor replied, " Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."
     
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    LOL! Thanks,I needed a laugh right now.tom.
     
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    I am a joke man an have heard a great number so them, so its rare I find one worth remembering. But this is so on the list lol.
     
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