The Texan

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    The Texan

    A pompous Baptist minister was seated
    next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
    After the plane was airborne, drink orders
    were taken. The cowboy asked for a
    whiskey and soda, which was brought
    and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the minister
    if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
    "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
    whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The cowboy then handed his drink back to
    the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't
    know we had a choice."