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The test drive...........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RioKid, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. RioKid

    RioKid

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    We were out shopping yesterday for a new ride. Just for fun, the and I
    took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that
    Escalade "feel" before they become extinct...
    The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful
    options.
    The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed
    warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in
    the summer heat.
    I stated the car must be a Republican car.
    Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car. I
    explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your butt year-round.
    We had to walk back to the dealership...
     
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    Skykevver Proud American

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    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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