The Stow Away

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, May 4, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf


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    A young blonde woman in Michigan City, IN was so depressed that she
    decided to end her life by throwing herself into Lake Michigan. She went down to
    the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
    young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the Dock, crying.

    He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for." I'm
    off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my

    I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer,
    he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and
    you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have
    to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

    That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
    then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
    fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
    captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an
    arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
    trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said.
    "This is the Blue Chip Casino, and we never leave Michigan City."
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    Metro-Boston, Massachusetts