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The Secret

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. fhp490


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    Oct 13, 2005
    Ralph and Tom were sitting on a park bench talking. Ralph is 68 and Tom is 83.
    Tom is in good health and Ralph’s health is not near as good. Ralph asked Tom “What’s your secret” Tom replies “well Ralph it’s the Rye bread”. I eat about a half a loaf of rye bread a day it keeps me healthy and helps me with the ladies if you know what I mean; with a wink.

    Well Ralph could not stand it; he went to the deli and asked the girl if she had any rye bread. “A whole shelf full Sir” Ralph said “I’ll take 6 loaves” the girl said 6 loafs buy the time you get to the sixth loaf it will be hard. “Dam” Ralph said “everybody knew the secret but me.”