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The Ricer Before Christmas

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by THOF, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. THOF

    THOF Glockoholic

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    Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

    was a domestic V8 with no cops in sight,

    I will try! I will try! I will Rev this small motor!

    To beat this Lincoln even with its big motor,

    As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,

    The Lincoln erupts in a cloud of tire smoke,

    Now Wysco , now Revver, now Nawws, now Blitzin,

    These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

    Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,

    But I know I'm in big trouble when the V-8 gets traction,

    Grabbing second gear I hear the RPMs sing,

    My rear view mirror is blocked by my bleacher style wing,

    I now hear the roar of that big Five Liter gaining,

    All I can do is keep that four banger straining,

    Like a flash the car goes by with rumbling exhaust ,

    And my stickers go flying from being blown off ,

    Don't bother with 3rd 'cause now its too late,

    Just try to look cool in front of my date ,

    Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

    The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

    "You can't win them all" he says with a fling,

    "You may not win none at all in that silly thing".
     
  2. Bandito27

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    God Bless America ( and its AMERICAN autos too)

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  3. Bandito27

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    darn imaging... ;Q
     
  4. TEAK

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  5. LVSOCOM

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    lol.. I'd still take a nice supra over most V8's.. ESPICALLY a lincoln.. ;0
     
  6. THOF

    THOF Glockoholic

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    Theres nothing wrong with Lincolns

    11.7@116 in the 1/4

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  7. David N.

    David N.

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  8. vafish

    vafish

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    I'll still take my 1997 CBR 1100XX with a Stage one kit.

    From a dead stop, on the long strait, or in the curves I've never seen a street legal car that can match it.
     
  9. megavolt121

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    Comparing cars to bikes is like comparing a 9mm to a 12guage. Two totally different beasts that perform totally different.
     
  10. Bandito27

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    True an animal of a different color for sure..
    But if I had to chose .. the Bike is the way to go..
    ( 2002 R6 )