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The restroom door said gentlemen..........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    Don't just read this, you must sing it
    to the tune of "God Rest ye Merry Gentlemen".....

    The restroom door said gentlemen so I just walked inside,
    I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
    I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
    By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse --
    What could be worse
    Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

    The restroom door said gentlemen, it must've been a gag,
    As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag,
    She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag
    I could tell it just wouldn't be my day,
    What can I say?
    It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

    The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to find
    The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign,
    'Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
    Now I can't sit with comfort and joy...
    Boy, oh boy!
    No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy

    ~By Bob Rivers~