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The receipt checkers are back at my local Walmart

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by certifiedfunds, Jun 15, 2017.

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  1. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    I avoid the place like the plague but had to go twice today. Only registers open were the self checkout. So as I'm walking toward the exit with my property I get flanked heat

    Sir, I need to see your receipt!



    No you don't.

    Does anyone really stop and fish that crumpled piece of paper out of their pocket to show them?
     
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    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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    Nope, I continue on at my regular fast gate and tell them to have a wonderful day.
     
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    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out Platinum Member

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    I use the opportunity to hit on them and see if they have plans later.
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Man don't be a dick. They don't want to do the stupid job as much as you don't want to stop. Most of them around here don't even stop you, and when they do, they put a mark on your receipt and don't even count your items. Plus, a lot of them are elder people trying to make a buck.
     
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    Those motherless **** ******* *******.
     
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    Brilliant ! "Hey baby, you looking sexy in that blue vest!" Would work with both sexes, with an evil wink...
     
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    Or a goat.
     
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    When did they leave?
     
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    FLIPPER 348 Bigfoot enthusiast enthusiast

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    Yes. It's something functional members of society do. It's good to see that you are also a condescending tool in real life.
     
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  12. Devin

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    Right before I left Utah, all of the local Walmarts were implementing a no large bags policy and provided free lockers to those that brought them in. I regularly am on a motorcycle with a backpack and was going to stop shopping there after they implemented that policy. Here in SC, nobody checks receipts or bags and I always leave with an obviously heavier bag than I came in with. It's interesting to see the differences store to store throughout the country.

    What others have said though, just show them a receipt when they ask. Not like your SS number is on it.... They're not government officials suppressing your rights. Just people trying to make a buck or two.
     
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    You should refuse to create joinder with them
     
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    Cooter!! Permanent Noob

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    They aren't checking you.

    They are checking the checker.
     
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    Did you refuse to answer questions and ask for your lawyer?
     
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  16. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    That's what perpetuates it.

    If they want to make sure the items aren't stolen then they should hire cashiers.

    Or they're welcome to check it as we walk to my truck
     
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  17. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    I'm actually a very polite and courteous person when I'm greeted with the same.
     
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    But shockingly in Bizarroworld everyone offends you and is impolite.... hmm.
     
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    I have been told that Wal-Marts biggest loss is employee theft/shoplifting.
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    There you go. But they're harassing me. The receipt checkers are probably the thieves.
     
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