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The Rabbi

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening
    and I have to talk to you about it."
    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning
    me, what should I do?"
    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
    what I can find out and I'll let you know."
    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
    wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my
    advice?"
    The man anxiously says, "Yes."
    "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.