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The Rabbi VS the IRS

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by krab, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. krab

    krab CLM

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    Las Vegas
    IRS Audit

    The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The
    auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I
    noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

    "Yes," answered the Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

    "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up.
    When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and
    then, they send us a free box of candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
    actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question,
    in his obnoxious way...

    "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
    crumbs from the matzo?

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
    crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then,
    they send a box of matzo balls."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
    foreskins from the circumcisions?"

    "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we
    do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
    to the IRS ."

    "To the IRS ?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to The IRS ...And about
    once a year, they send us a little ***** like you."

  2. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    The communist's play ground of OHIO