The Push

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  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
    pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door
    where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a
    push.


    "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
    morning."



    He slams the door and returns to bed.


    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
    rain outside!!."

    His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we
    broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
    you should be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out
    into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still
    there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.





    "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
     
  2. Roger C

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    "...and that's when I shot him, your honor!"

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  3. MiCPL

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