The Professor and his Wife...

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  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his
    wife. It read:

    "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years
    old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer
    able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as
    wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or
    offended to learn that by the time you receive this
    letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
    18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
    midnight.
    Your Sad Husband"

    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed
    letter waiting for him that read as follows:

    "Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the
    time you receive this letter, I will be at the
    Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being
    the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can
    easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot
    more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
    You're Happy Wife"
     
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