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The Princess

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 7, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well dressed, rather exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

    Without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, B*tch."