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The prescription

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Timor, Jul 13, 2003.

  1. Timor

    Timor

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    A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
    He asked what she wants it for and she replies, "I want to kill my husband."
    The pharmacist tells her that he can't sell her arsenic for that.
    The woman pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    "Oh, why didn't you say you had a prescription."
     
  2. David_G17

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