The preacher

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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The Preacher

    An Alabama preacher rose with an angry red face, "Someone in this
    congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
    This is a horrible and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood" Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice shook as she spoke.
    "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
    you were a member of the Klan. I told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets