Well a preacher just loved to play golf, and so he decided to call in sick one sunday stating that he was just too sick to come to church and preach. So he then heads off to the Golf Club. Off to the first green he hits the ball. Well an Angel and God were also watching him play from up in heaven. As the preacher hit the ball, it began to fall short of the distance. The next thing the Angel sees is God move his hand and makes the ball go the full 400 yards to make a hole in one. The Angel looked at God and asked, "What did you do that for?" God replied, "Who's he gonna tell"