Saturday afternoon, Catholic and Lutheran on the ninth hole, the Catholic says he can't play the back nine, he has to go to confession. Lutheran was interested in this, asks "Who do you confess to?" Catholic says "The priest. Who do you confess to?" Lutheran says, "We confess directly to God. But thats interesting." he says. "Who does the priest confess to?" The Catholic goes up the list etc .... and the bishop confesses to the cardinal, and finally, the cardinal confesses to the Pope, the head of the church.. "Well, who does the Pope confess to?" asks Lutheran. "He confesses straight to God." explains Catholic. "So, the Pope is a Lutheran?"