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The Pope visits Alaska

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, May 24, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some
    sightseeing.

    He was cruising along in the Pope mobile when there was a
    frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat,
    w earing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a
    tree hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing
    around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
    up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
    reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear's
    grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two
    of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
    the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give
    you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
    activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"

    "It was the Pope.", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and
    has access to all God's wisdom."

    " Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure
    doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
    up, or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one? "