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The Pope is sick

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,
    all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.
    Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated
    that he could figure it out.
    After about an hour's examination he came out and told
    the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.
    He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder
    of the testicles.
    He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do
    to be cured was to have sex.
    Well, this was not good news to the cardinals,
    who argued about it at length.
    Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained
    the situation.

    After some thought, the pope stated,
    "I agree, but under four conditions."
    The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.
    Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked,
    "And what are the four conditions?"
    The room stilled.
    There was a long pause... The pope replied,
    "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see whom
    she is having sex."

    "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with
    whom she is having sex."
    "Third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out
    with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
    After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
    "And the fourth condition?"

    "Big boobs" replied the Pope.
     
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    Good memory Que 45. Sister Mary elephant couldn't have said it better.


    Young man.Young man!!! Give me that knife! Swoosh. Thunk. Thank you.