The plan

Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past
    and present. No more ridding the world of people like Hitler, Mussolini and
    the rest of the "good old boys."
    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
    South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We will station
    those troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give
    them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
    deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France, Germany
    and Belgium will welcome them.
    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given
    a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't
    like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available
    to anyone. AS it is, we don't need any more cab drivers.
    5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend
    classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will
    include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require the temporary
    drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If
    they don't like it, we go someplace else.
    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere".
    They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever it is they
    need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to their army. The people
    who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair
    weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or
    lockup for illegal aliens.
    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us
    "Ugly Americans" any longer.