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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 19, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday from a yeast infection and
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Count Chocula and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as someone who never knew how much he was kneaded.
    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    King Don and Little Debbie are mad because they weren't invited. ;t
     

  3. pistolwhipped

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