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The Pharmacist

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, May 5, 2008.

  1. isuzu

    isuzu

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription. :supergrin:
     
  2. ess45

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    That is a good one.:rofl:
     

  3. Clusterbomb

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    I dread to see the day when you can buy cyanide from your local botica, ha-ha! They come in various compounds and in dangerous to handle forms (gas, solid, liquid). Like the one they placed in Rasputin's cakes- potassium ferri-cyanide. Only in his case, parang it didn't work daw.
     
  4. chowchow

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    I dont think pharmacy are allowed to stock on cyanide. Mabuti pa malathion hehehe
     
  5. maskytrading

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    when Copper plating lead bullets, cyanide solutions are used...then it is turbo-broiler dried :supergrin: