> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night > and have dinner with her parents. This being a big > event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after > dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the > first time. > > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it > before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get > some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for > about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is > to know about protection and doing it. > > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how > many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a > family pack > > The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks > he will be very busy, it being his first time and > all. > > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's > house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm > so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in." > > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table > where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly > offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute > passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his > head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement > from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his > head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to > her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so > religious." > > The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your > father was a pharmacist."