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The Perfect Man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The perfect man is gentle
    Never cruel or mean
    He has a beautiful smile
    And keeps his face so clean.

    The perfect man likes children
    And will raise them by your side.
    He will be a good father
    As well as a good husband to his bride

    The perfect man loves cooking
    Cleaning and vacuuming too.
    He'll do anything in his power
    To show his love to you.

    The perfect man is sweet,
    Writing poetry from your name.
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And kisses away your pain.

    He has never made you cry
    Or hurt you in any way.
    Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
    "Cause the perfect man is gay!"
     
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  3. Medpilot 2

    Medpilot 2 Smkumifyagotum

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