The Perfect Dress

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    The Perfect Dress
    An ex girlfriend sent this to me today and I thought it was funny so I'd share with the gals of GT. They'll appreciate it:

    Subject: the PERFECT Dress
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    > The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready,
    > > and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents'
    > > nasty divorce.
    > > Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be
    > > the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!
    > > A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young
    > > stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress.
    > > She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused,
    > > "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a
    >million in it!"
    > > Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear.
    > > I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers."
    > > Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for
    > > lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the
    > > first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to
    >wear it."
    > > Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course I do, dear! I'm wearing it to
    > > the rehearsal dinner!"
    > > Now what woman wouldn't like this story?!