The Peach Farmer

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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The Peach Farmer

    The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of
    his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach
    orchard had done very well. The only way he was
    going to make it financially was to cut out the
    middleman and sell the peaches directly to the
    consumer. So, he loaded his pickup with peaches
    and headed to town.
    Just on the outskirts of town, he came to a house.
    He grabbed a basket of peaches, walked up to the
    house, and knocked on the door.

    A gorgeous blonde,
    wearing a sheer robe, answered the door.
    In a sexy voice she said, "Hi, honey, what can I do for

    Somewhat shaken, the old farmer muttered, "I have
    these really nice peaches for sale."

    The blonde, noticing how shaken he was, decided to
    play a bit. She opened the top of her robe, exposing
    her breasts, and said, "Are those peaches full and
    firm like these?"

    Even more shaken, he managed to whisper, "Oh yes,
    they're really good peaches."

    Then, she opened the rest of her robe, revealing
    that she wasn't wearing any panties. She teased,
    "Would they be succulent and delicious like this?"

    The old farmer broke down crying, and stammered,
    "Oh yes, they're wonderful peaches."

    She replied, "Well, honey, why on earth are you

    The old farmer whimpered, "Lady, first the cut
    worms ruined my tomato crop, and the weevils ate
    all my cotton. Now, something tells me you're
    gonna screw me out of my peaches."