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The patch

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Two rednecks, Bubba and Cletus, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Cletus. It's a poll-eece roadblock! We're get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
    Don't worry, Bubba, said Cletus. "We'll just pull over and finish a-drinkin these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and through the bottles under the seat."
    "What fer?" asked Bubba.
    "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Cletus.
    When they finished their beers, they threw the empty bottles under the seat and each put a label on his forehead.
    When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
    "No sir," said Cletus." We're on the patch."