Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, Why don't you go ask the young'un down the road? He must be smart because he's a college graduate. So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He asks him "Mr. College Graduate, my hole for the outhouse is full and I don't know what to do to empty it." The young'un tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Light them both under the outhouse. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. The second one will then go off and spread the sh*t all across your farm and fertilize your ground. The outhouse will then come back down to the same spot and you will have an empty hole for outhouse." Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of dynamite at the hardware store, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts them under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and then runs behind a tree. All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse! BOOM! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots the outhouse in the air. BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite and spreads the sh*t all across the farm. The outhouse comes crashing back down on the hole. Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you alright??!!" As she tidies her dress she says, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't FART in the kitchen."