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The Oregonian

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by r3126, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. r3126

    r3126

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    A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan
    pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long draught, then another
    and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in
    midair.

    The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That was a
    perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

    The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles are
    cheap."

    A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a
    bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the air,
    pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.

    The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that for?
    That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"

    The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and
    bottles are cheap."

    So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian.

    The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

    The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the
    bottles are worth a nickel."
     
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    D25 The Quick

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  4. LewisQ

    LewisQ 357SIG/10mm

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    Man I love that map!
     
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    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    Reminds me of a cool Tool song--

    "Sink or swim, we'll see you down

    In Arizona Bay...."

    That whole Aenima CD rocks, however. Especially if you are not a big fan of L. Ron Hubbard.
     
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    ahh... this thread is so great that it deserves a ressurection bump.;c