The One jokes from late night

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  1. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Leno

    America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. obrien

    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser. Leno

    Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman

    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America ! Fallon

    Q: What�s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. Kimmel

    Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for clunkers program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman
  2. Skykevver

    Skykevver Proud American

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