The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. obrien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: Whats the difference between Obamas cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What�s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the Cash for clunkers program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman
