the old guy's pet names for his wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for
    dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy
    preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-
    Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The
    couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly,
    they were still very much in love. While the wife was in
    the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I
    think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
    still call your wife those loving pet names. "The old man
    hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said,
    "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."