the old guy about to get mattied goes to the drugstore

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    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their
    decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding plans
    and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob
    addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The
    pharmacist answers "Yes".

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, constipation?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, drugs for
    Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our
    Bridal Registry.
     
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