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The Old Gunny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The old "Gunny" was getting to be an old man, he was sick, and he was in the hospital.

    Anyway, there was this one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning Gunny", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?"

    The old Gunny had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, after he had received breakfast, he pulled the juice off the tray and put it on his bed side stand.

    He had also been given a Urine Bottle the evening before to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So..... you know where the juice went.

    Well, the nurse came in a little later and picked up the urine bottle. She looks at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today Gunny....."

    At this, the old Gunny snatched the bottle out of her hand, pops off the top, and drinks it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter it better this time."

    The nurse fainted...... The old Gunny just smiled.