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Discussion in 'Covid-19 News/Info' started by ChuteTheMall, Mar 14, 2020.
Had to show this to the wife, and she burst out laughing.
We have a story, suffice to say had dinner at a Mexican restaurant, and I love my hot stuff. Get home, as was normally the case back in our newlywed years sexy time commences. Now I had washed my hands, taken a shower, but had not brushed my teeth. 15 minutes later she is in the bathtub calling me every name in the book, I'm just rolling on the floor laughing, until she is as well.
To this day, when she wants to get a rise out of me, will start humming 'Light My Fire' by the Doors.
I had a similar experience eating hot sauce before eating pie.
Sorry about that post RussP...I honestly didn't look at it close enough....
Here is a joke.
One evening an older couple were getting ready for bed. The husband seen his wife putting some ointment on her boobs in front of mirror in the bathroom. He asked why she was putting this ointment on and she answered that she bought this ointment because it advertised that it was to help her boobs get bigger and not shrink. He thought for a second and grabs the roll of toilet paper and said here try this. Wife looks at him said what? He answered well it must of worked since your butt got so big after all these years from wiping.