The "Official" Everything 'The CHINA Virus' meme thread

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  1. ChuteTheMall

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    From another forum.

    A new and easy self-test for the horror of COVID-19 is doing the rounds and it's simple, quick and positive (or negative if you see what I mean).

    Take a glass and pour a decent dram of your favourite whisky into it; then see if you can smell it. If you can, then you are halfway there.

    Then drink it. If you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom.

    I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

    I will have to test myself again today because I have developed a throbbing headache which can also be one of the symptoms.

    I'll report my results later.
     
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    She's carrying a sign....... what does it say?
     
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    On a more serious note: The best meme is a 'pick-up' line..... when a gorgeous woman has nice eyes, but wearing a mask, just say "nice eyes" ..... if all goes well from there..... FTW ;)
     
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    My doctor said he read up on the 1917 pandemic and said everything happening today, happened then. Masks, shutdowns, wrong medical policies, panic, the whole shebang.
     
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    'Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. ' The quote is most likely due to writer and philosopher George Santayana, and in its original form it read, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
     
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    Do not allow anyone to cough near you...... if you are aware that someone is about to cough..... tell them to far cough.
     
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