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The Nursing Home

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    I passed by the nursing home and there were six old ladies lying naked in front grass.

    I thought this was a little peculiar, but continued on my way because it's a long walk and I wanted to get it over with before it got truly hot again today.

    On my way back, the ladies were still lying in the yard and to quench my curiosity, I went inside and asked to speak to the director of the facility.

    When I asked him if he knew there were 6 naked old ladies lying on his front lawn, he replied, "Yes, I know. They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  3. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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