A big apartment building was going up next door to a convent. After 2 months one of the younger sisters burst into the Mother Superior's office and complained, "Those construction workers use the most crude, vile language I've ever heard! Mother Superior, you've got to do something!" The Mother Superior being an old hand at life responded, "Sister, those men are hard working, God fearing folks. They're just cut from a little rougher cloth then you or me. They don't mince words when they speak. They simply call a spade a spade." To which the young sister replied, "No they don't. They call it a f***ing shovel!"